“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, Dog.
Everyone should think like Dog. :)
“Hello! It’s me!”
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four for you drake bell
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ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE
obviously she’s just too next level for you
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people:
ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me:
my whole life depends on this.
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
charlie brown
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one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
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Simon Pegg & Benedict Cumberbatch Twitter Pics
PLEASE GOD BRITISH BUDDY MOVIE. PLEASE.
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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
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how do i convince annoying people that the latest fashion trend is to wear duct tape over the mouth
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